Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A penis walks into a bar..

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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