Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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There's my tractor.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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