- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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