- Anti Joke

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.