Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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