- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

u know whats a crime? rape

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol