How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

u know whats a crime? rape

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

knock knock come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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