- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

This is a random Anti joke.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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