- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Poker face

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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