- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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