What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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A house comes around the corner.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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