- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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