Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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