- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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