- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I like school Said no one ever.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

YOU

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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