- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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