- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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