- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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