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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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