- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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