- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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