what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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