patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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WOw you have no life

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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