- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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