What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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