"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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