- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why so serious ?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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