- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Rush Limbaugh

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

poo

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

who else is on here?

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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