- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Rush Limbaugh

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

poo

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Michael Brown

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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