You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Kevin and Ramin

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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