What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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