- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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