Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Anti Joke

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