Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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