whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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YOU

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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it was all Tagart

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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