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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

I have a really funny joke.