- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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