alert('The Game')

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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