- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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