roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Small Penis.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Japan

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Tunechi

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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