- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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