- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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