what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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This is an anti-joke.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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