- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Face...the other white meat!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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