- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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