- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

su algato es en fuego

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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