Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Face...the other white meat!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

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