- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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