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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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