- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

it's funny because it's funny

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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