What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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