- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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