Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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