knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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