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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Fat people

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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