Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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read this sentence again.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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call me maybe.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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