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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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