What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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