- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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