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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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