Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

i committed murder

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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