- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A jew enters a mall.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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