- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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