- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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