- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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