Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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karn chevalier

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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