Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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