- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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