I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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