- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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