- Anti Joke

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Nathan likes butt games with African American men