Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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